Do you remember when being sent to your room was a punishment?

Here are some rooms you won’t get sent to because you broke your mother’s camera (yeah, it was me).

1. Just a room where you can sea the world

2. That fireplace is pure gravy

 3. Those couches look more comfortable than my bed

 4. I would love an opportunity to get Thai food on those couches

 5. It would take me at least twenty minutes longer to get ready in the morning

6. Look at those floating hula hoops!

7. Ever feel deserted?

8. That jacuzzi looks like a great place for my rubber duck to settle down

9. When you want to go to the library but don’t want to go to the library

10. Plenty of room for all of my imaginary friends

11. Definitely a warm atmosphere to this room

*This may have been written during a voluntary grounding in my penthouse suite